Sunday, November 20, 2011

Survival of the fittest

Any mom who fits into single digit sizes within 6 months of having a baby should be shot. Granted I'll Never fit into single digit sizes (even at my thinnest after major lipo and a nasty anorexic phase I was still a solid 10...ahem...12.) AND granted I lost all of my baby weight PLUS about 30 lbs within 8 weeks of having Archer. But even with these two facts firmly in place, I get irritated with post-prego-skinny.

Skinny bitches in general get on my nerves. A woman isn't a woman without a few curves.

I should be a rapper.


Where was I? Oh yeah....on my way to the kitchen for another cookie.

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