Boring

I am home sick today.

I don’t think it’s the bird flu, or the stomach flu, or anthrax. I do, however, think it’s work related.

Is stress contagious?

If so, you better stay away.

I plan to lock myself in my cold apple scented room and curl up on the big red bed with a cup of cocoa and an active imagination.

I don’t think I meant for that to be dirty but I’m not completely sure.

I’d like to crawl in a hole.

Hm